The First Easter

He says, "Now let me get this straight,
They say I created them, but they created me.
They say that I told them not to sin,
And go to church once a week.

And then they cheat on their taxes
and they lie to their friends,
And then they come cryin' to me.
Saying 'I feel sad,
I've been bad,
God, forgive me please!'

It makes me think to myself about all the things
That I've done to them.
But because my name is Jesus Christ,
They say it ain't no sin.

So I tell 'em,
'Teach your children one and all,
To grow up and glorify me.'
While I sit here and laugh to myself,
At what fools these mortals be."
Unfortunately I know way too much about Christianity.